CunningLinguist
From the monthly archives: November 2008
100 things about me:
1. i`m left handed
2. i`m an only child
3. i never graduated college/university
4. i like to drive
5. i drove 11 hours to propose to vic
6. i have an amazing sense of direction
7. i ate […]
In a surprise move today, retail giant Walmart announced plans to add a new item to their extensive catalogue; heterosexual coitus.
The retail giant has already made deals with state and federal law makers for legislation that will allow them to sell sex without the prostitution moniker.
According to a company spokesperson, “We`re already screwing […]
Hullo and welcome to TinyPenes Motors, your one stop home for exotic cars, penile enhancement and hair replacement treatment.
from the best selling ghost-writers who brought you The Crack® Diet, Embezzle Your Way to Riches and It Can`t Be Self Help If You Read It In A Book comes one of the best books of the day.
Filled with cheesy conundrums and pithy platitudes, this book is guaranteed to have a catch phase in […]
repost from 2004, it will be interesting to come back to this in another 4 years
i was having a conversation on sunday night and one of the questions that came up is `why do people seem to hate america?`
i think the simple answer to that question would be foreign policy. i grew up […]
in the genetic lottery i don`t think i ever had a chance not to be left-handed, from conception the odds were severely stacked against me.
i come from a long line left-handedness; my mother, my father, my maternal grandfather, my paternal grandmother, you get the idea and i`ve managed to pass it on to my […]
this was something i wrote 5 years ago, it still holds so true.
sex has become a commodity and seems to be daily losing it`s value.
sex is being used to sell everything, slowly we`re becoming more and more inured. what were once alternative lifestyles have become mainstream. i have no issues with this. i […]
the wyf and i went to asheville, nc for two days, as part of her birthday celebration i got tickets for her to see one of her musical idols billy bragg, there are pictures here. good times were had by all of course, but that’s the reason for this post.
remember rule […]
Get Victoria’s Book!
Archives
- January 2018
- November 2017
- September 2017
- August 2017
- July 2017
- June 2017
- May 2017
- April 2017
- March 2017
- February 2017
- January 2017
- December 2016
- November 2016
- July 2016
- June 2016
- May 2016
- March 2016
- February 2016
- January 2016
- December 2015
- June 2015
- May 2015
- April 2015
- March 2015
- February 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- October 2014
- August 2014
- May 2014
- March 2014
- February 2014
- July 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- June 2012
- April 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
- October 2011
- September 2011
- June 2011
- January 2011
- August 2010
- July 2010
- October 2009
- July 2009
- June 2009
- May 2009
- April 2009
- March 2009
- February 2009
- January 2009
- December 2008
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- January 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- October 2007
- August 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- September 2005
- July 2005
- June 2005
- May 2005
- April 2005
- March 2005
- February 2005
- January 2005
- December 2004
- November 2004
- October 2004
- September 2004
- August 2004
- July 2004
- June 2004
- May 2004
- April 2004
- March 2004
- February 2004
- January 2004
- December 2003
- November 2003
- October 2003
- September 2003
- August 2003
- July 2003
- June 2003
- May 2003
- April 2003
Tags
advertising alt-facts Alternative facts apple books bureaucracy children DHS douglas adams elections f1 family fff finances friendship holiday immigration inclusion trigger journalspace love macworld memes morality movie review movies music nashville nerve party patriot act photos politics rain reading relationships religion San Francisco satire television travel trinidad tv USCIS writing wyfaggregator
Blogroll
design
