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there is no justification

On July 16, 2004 · 1 Comment

say what you want, support the troops, support the war, but there is a line that has to be drawn somewhere, while we`ve been distracted by Martha, the eating/drug problems of the Olsen twins and the capture of wanted dissenter; Bobby Fischer, things thought hidden and withheld are coming to light.

the debacle that is […]

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You’re an Idiot – the Road Test edition

On May 11, 2004 · Leave a Comment

i love driving but i wish that there would be one day a year when we could have open season on the fuckwits that share the roads.

topping this list would the idiots who think it`s bright to cross the street in a haphazard manner when there is a cross walk not even an extra […]

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two steps forward, one giant fucking leap backward

On January 28, 2004 · Leave a Comment

or as uncle says `one more thing`

it`s always one more thing isn`t it.

fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! […]

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trifling, pedantic shit

On December 28, 2003 · Leave a Comment

three days of good karma, peace on earth, goodwill to all, fucked over royally with less than 2 hours remaining in trinidad.

when i left trinidad in november i had four pieces of hand luggage, one of them was my pool cue in its case, when i left jamaica on christmas eve, again one of […]

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well that’s a bitch

On December 22, 2003 · Leave a Comment

i just got off the phone with fedex and two other international couriers, apparently i can`t send any food or beverage without a manufacturers code. it`s some requirement from the FDA as part of an increased security protocol.

i love vic and my friends, but this is just fucking ridiculous. i have to unpack the […]

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i swear to god

On October 28, 2003 · Leave a Comment

that aohell and microsloth are conspiring with the spammers.

i got an aohell account three years ago when i started travelling. i needed something that i could use to dialup anywhere, it`s a full account, so i added my mother and my daughters to the account.

i do web support for my clients, i had […]

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when you lay with dogs…

On October 13, 2003 · Leave a Comment

you`re bound to get up with fleas.

i got fucked again. i don`t know why i expected it to be any different. apparently i misconstrued the conversation i had with the director. he never agreed to keep me on a freelance basis. he said it was on per project basis.

right. i would have remembered […]

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nothing is ever easy

On October 10, 2003 · Leave a Comment

FUCK! FUCK! FUCKITY! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

of course this flaming syphilitic festering sore on the asshole of humanity could manage to piss me the fuck off from whatever hole she`s hiding in.

it couldn`t be as easy as coming into work, doing my job, collect my cheque and go home. oh no, not in this […]

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a special place in hell

On September 23, 2003 · Leave a Comment

port of spain tries to be a fairly modern city, it`s not as bad as some and a lot better than most.

however the bane of the existence of most drivers in pos is the congestion and the scrounge of humanity, the wrecker men.

in theory, or at least according to the letter of the […]

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i did not have sexual relations with that woman [redux]

On September 18, 2003 · Leave a Comment

why would i need to post something like this twice?

contrary to the rumours, i am not king cock. not even prince or nobleman cock.

for the second time in less that a year six months four months, i have to defend my honour and virtue.

no fucking, no sucking, no kissing, no intimate […]

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