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After KellyAnn Conway went on Meet The Press and uttered the phrase “Alternative Facts” with a straight face, I thought it would be interesting to post one alternative fact per day for the duration of the administration.
After KellyAnn Conway went on Meet The Press and talked about “Alternative Facts,” I thought it would be interesting to post one alternative fact per day for the duration of the administration
The duo finally fell after multi-pronged attack by Legislation and Litigation supported the forces of Greed, Ignorance and Stupidity.
Santa Claus [trading as St Nick on the holiday market] has been acquired by retail giant Wal-Mart
whether you`re just starting out or you`ve had your dreadlocks for sometime there are a couple of fundamental rules, we hope by committing them to paper they will make things clearer for you.
i don`t know if it`s the fact that i`m living in one of those states where you can see the holy triumvirate on the back of a pickup; ie, Jesus fish, American flag and; in TN at least; a UT sticker; but i seemed to have found that hotline to Jesus.
and he`s given […]
after reading the nerve unsexy list, i decided i would come up with my own list of things that will never be sexy to me.
in the order that they come to me:
hipster fucking pants
we all know how i feel about them. un-fucking-sexy. anyway you take it, it`s plumber`s fucking butt, […]
because…
1. CRACK KILLS! no matter how you disguise it, plumbers butt is not fucking sexy.
2. if you`re under 18 [ok, 16] there is no one you need to look sexy for [besides see 1.]
3. your stomach is hanging over the top of your pants
4. you`re someone`s grandparent [act your fucking age]
[…]
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