and i’m back well rested, still riding this wave of exuberance. still longing and lonely, but i’m also managing a lot better than i have for a long time. i’m realising i need to get some regular exercise. i’m not a gym kind of person and random walking/running does nothing for me. i need a sport, i used to play volleyball, i liked it, if i can just find somewhere to play again, i’d be pretty happy.
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genetically i come from a family that is broad in the hip and big in the ass (listen we make j-lo look positively waif-like, but that’s generally true for most caribbean women), i posted that link last night, because, i’m reaslising, sadly, women that are full figure are not the norm, everyone wants the supermodel/beauty queen body, but in most cases it’s unnatural. these women are the exception, not the norm. the first thing i ever wrote for publication here was about my love of full-figured women and my issues with traditionally pear shaped caribbean women working towards this impossible ideal. with our completely saturation by cable tv, this is becoming more and more common, you go into certain stores (fuck it, most stores) and you can’t find anything to fit you, if you’re over say a size 8 and when you do find stores that stock bigger sizes, they are fucking ugly. some of your must be wondering what this has to do with me… i have another generation that is already missed the ‘norm’ bus, they are taller than average for their age, they are bigger than average, barbie they will never be. i’m just wondering what kind of place there will be for them. i’m not say be unhealty, i’m just saying that the standards that are being imposed on us are just so fucking wrong and we need to speak out.
and now for a quick break:
the international journal of erotica
and the answers to questions men have been asking about women for eons
i just got back from dinner. i had to roll myself out the door. the food was great, the dessert was greater. mmmmmm, chocolate. ideally i would be having massive amounts of sex to work this off, but since life is not perfect, i’m sitting here typing. gladly, i don’t have work in the morning. i’m sleep as i sit here, but i’m far too full to crawl into bed.
it’s fun going out with k, we have similar taste in women and it’s fun to look. i’m really disheartened that her relationship didn’t work out. they were one of the nicest couples i knew. anyway k and i heading back to see the matrix tomorrow and hopefully afterwards we can get some ink. we can never seem to get her inked when she wants to, the timing is usally off. tomorrow seems like a good day for it.
on a completely different topic, here is a link to some that compares some of modern full figured models to art of the past. i’ll post more on this tomorrow, i have a lot to say in praise of women that are not size 0, but my brain isn’t functioning the way it should at the moment.
Which OS are You?
i am such a geek. i just had to figure out what the error was before i posted.
i still have some time before k gets here so i’m going to catch up on the news
i’ve been on an emotional high since i’ve gotten back from the party and the additional good news today has me pretty stoked. adding to all of this good news is the fact that i have the day off work tomorrow (the entire are is going to be without power from 8am – 4pm, no point in sitting around in the dark) so i’m off to the movies and hopefully getting some ink.
tonight i was planning to stay in and read, but i just read about the demise of one of my favourite couples, so i’m taking her with me to celebrate my victory and keep her distracted for a little while.
here are some quick links (need to go grab a shower and get ready before k gets here):
about time we had these
a first amendment internet battle
another quiz (i found it, but i haven’t taken it)
ok, i’m weak, i took the fucking test (as soon as i work out the errors in the html, i’ll post the result)
and finally a collection of tijuana bibles (if you don’t know what they are, now is a good time to find out)
there are moments when you need to blow your own horn this is one of them.
the first campaign, i did for my current has been approved, without changes.
i want to shout about how fucking skilled i am from the rooftops. visually there is nothing like it in this market, so for it to get approved and without changes…
woo hoo…
I FUCKING ROCK.
as soon as it starts running, i’ll put images up in the gallery.
back to work, i have another campaign to finish by the end of the week.
had a wonderful night, actually went to bed at a reasonable hour, i’ve written some outlines for the screenplay (yay, me) and i realised i have been lax in keeping you abreast of my reading habits, since i finished the binding chair, i’m still reading the brautigan (i have to take that in stages), i’ve also (re)stared zadie smith’s the autograph man, how to be good – nick hornby and cecilia tan’s black feathers, i finished auqa erotica which was lovely. i also read two pulp novels.
i feel good this morning. rested, ready to take on the world. i have a good deal of work to, i have a poster to design, another campaign for presentation plus i also need to find a junior artist this week, so all told, i think my time online is going to be somewhat limited.
i’m even going to get off the machine and go bathe and get to work on time.
before i go here are some links to get you through the morning or possibly the day:
jane’s sex guide (a nice comprehensive reference)
time to get going. adieu.
this one required a post of it’s own – the illustated book of sexual records
and i came across these as well:
almost 24 hours. i’m so proud of myself. actually i’ve been logged on for almost two hours, but i’ve been catching on mail and other news, here are some links of interest…
game for all my wordsmith friends
ok so i broke the resolution about the tests. far too funny not to – how dodgy are you?
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don’t know won’t hurt ‘em eh? We know your heart’s in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with ‘Mad’ Frank, Harry the Horse and ‘Wristy’ Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 83
Potential fine: £5000
and to compromise here is a fresh link about sexuality – a few words on sex (la times, you have to register but it’s free)
formula 1 today was fun, not as exciting, the drivers and constructors championship is still up in the air (newly scoring structure, making every race worth the points) and it’s interesting to watch ferarri struggle (the conspiracy theorist in me wonders if they haven’t been issued instructions on high to hold off on their winning ways to make the season more interesting – which it has been so far)
although michael schumacher (ferarri lead driver and 5 time world champ for those of you who don’t know) has shown that he’s not infallible, his calm under pressure; in spain, the fuel nozzle caught fire, just behind his right shoulder, his only acknowledgement of this, was wiping the flame retardent off his visor and having to make another pitstop (he went on to win); is one of the reasons he’s still only four points off the drivers championship and still likely to win his 6th world championship this season.
i also saw pieces of about a boy on cable this weekend (the middle and the end, not the beginning) and am now dying to re-read it. i have how to be good here, so i’ll make do with it.
speaking of books, here is my amazon wishlist.
i’m off to ponder my finances, btw if anyone knows how to add what music you’re listening to the contents of the blog, pls message me… thanks
just some links, i thought might be of interest:
st gallen museum (switzerland) reveals the art of striptease
and that is your news in brief. i’m heading off to dinner, and gasp, i’ll be away from an internet connection for at least 14 hours. however will i survive? only time will tell, i’ll fill you in on the details tomorrow.
good night and be safe out there.
and i’ve decided no more tests, at least for the next couple of days.
but i’ve decide to scope far and wide online (well dazereader,the reverse cowgirl’s blog (not linking again, backtrack through the posts, it’s there somewhere) and some of my other usual haunts (can’t tell you everything, or why else would you come back)) for links to the erotic, sexual and the arousing – to inform, to educate and of course to make you incredibly aroused
here is the first in the series – Khajuraho, the temples of love (only spoiled by the annoying midi file in the background)
oh another breaking news story – iraq intel deliberately skewed
and now back to your regularly scheduled blog…
