why would i need to post something like this twice?
contrary to the rumours, i am not king cock. not even prince or nobleman cock.
for the second time in less that a
year six months four months, i have to defend my honour and virtue.
no fucking, no sucking, no kissing, no intimate contact. nothing, nada, zero, zilch.
i didn`t do it. it wasn`t me.
and no i don`t protest too much.
i don`t know what the fuck is going on but i`d appreciate all the fantasies about sexual relations not include me unless you`re married to me.
thank you and good night.