CunningLinguist
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In a surprise move today, retail giant Walmart announced plans to add a new item to their extensive catalogue; heterosexual coitus.
The retail giant has already made deals with state and federal law makers for legislation that will allow them to sell sex without the prostitution moniker.
According to a company spokesperson, “We`re already screwing […]
i had the fortune; or misfortune depending on your perspective; to be able to differentiate sex from love very early on. and based on my experiences i think the two can exist independently of each other but real satisfaction doesn`t happen without either of them.
as a young man, i didn`t look like the sort […]
and it’s the absolute truth, even by bill clinton’s standards.
in what has to be one of the most bizarre/outrageous/surreal fucking moments of my life, i got a call from an ex today asking me if i had been involved with a woman around the same time we had been involved. what makes the conversation […]
i’m at work and finding it hard to focus…
here’s a short list, you figure out why i can’t focus:
hearing my mistress whisper ‘pulchritude’ in my ear…
kneeling, blindfolded, waiting…
feeling her hands on my hips as she has her way with me…
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