my commentary on Wired’s GeekDad 100 Essential Skills for Geeks
- Properly secure a wireless router. yep.
- Crack the WEP key on a wireless router. if you have the skill and don’t use it, does it count?
- Leech Wifi from your neighbour. been there done that.
- Screw with Wifi leeches. haven’t had much of a chance to do that of late
- Setup and use a VPN. and i can teach people how it works too.
- Work from home or a coffee shop as effectively as you do at the office. anywhere i got a computer and network connection.
- Wire your own home with Ethernet cable. uh huh. including using wds to hardwire a machine without wifi, instead of running excessive amounts of cable.
- Turn a web camera into security camera. creepy but yes.
- Use your 3G phone as a Wi-Fi access point. no 3G phone, but just recently i did it with two laptops
- Understand what “There’s no Place Like 127.0.0.1” means. yes.
- Identify key-loggers. yep.
- Properly connect a TV, Tivo, XBox, Wii, and Apple TV so they all work together with the one remote. haven’t done it with those particular items but used my visor edge as the remote for my tv & vcr
- Program a universal remote. in my sleep.
- Swap out the battery on your iPod/iPhone. have the tool to get the ipod open in my drawer.
- Benchmark Your Computer. yes.
- Identify all computer components on sight. yes.
- Know which parts to order from NewEgg.com, and how to assemble them into a working PC. and yes, but why would i?
- Troubleshoot any computer/gadget problem, over the phone. to the point where i find myself doing it far too often.
- Use any piece of technology intuitively, without instruction or prior knowledge. scarily so.
- How to irrecoverably protect data. is that even possible? but i have backups of my backups offsite
- Recover data from a dead hard drive. too many times for it to even been considered fun.
- Share a printer between a Mac and a PC on a network. is this really a skill?
- Install a Linux distribution. (Hint: Ubuntu 9.04 is easier than installing Windows) in a virtual windows client no less.
- Remove a virus from a computer. not since the 90s
- Dual (or more) boot a computer. again, is this a skill?
- Boot a computer off a thumb drive. this shouldn’t count as a skill
- Boot a computer off a network drive. neither should this.
- Replace or repair a laptop keyboard. with ease.
- Run more than two monitors on a single computer. is there any other way?
- Successfully disassemble and reassemble a laptop. yes.
- Know at least 10 software easter eggs off the top of your head. yep.
- Bypass a computer password on all major operating systems. Windows, Mac, Linux no comment.
- Carrying a computer cleaning arsenal on your USB drive. yes.
- Bypass content filters on public computers. no comment.
- Protect your privacy when using a public computer. not a real skill.
- Surf the web anonymously from home. neither is this
- Buy a domain, configure bind, apache, MySQL, php, and WordPress without Googling a how-to. i should hope so
- Basic *nix command shell knowledge with the ability to edit and save a file with vi. self taught too, but i did learn basic as a child.
- Create a web site using vi. not that hardcore.
- Transcode a DVD to play on a portable device. isn’t that illegal?
- Hide a file in an image using steganography. i can but have never had cause to.
- Knowing the answer to life, the universe and everything. what is six by nine (base 13)?
- Share a single keyboard and mouse between multiple computers without a KVM switch. only if you count target mode.
- Google obscure facts in under 3 searches. Bonus point if you can use I Feel Lucky. here, LMGTFY.
- Build amazing structures with LEGO and invent a compelling back story for the creation. i can but i defer to my son, the master.
- Understand that it is LEGO, not Lego, Legos, or Lego’s. since 1977
- Build a two story house out of LEGO, in monochrome, with a balcony. again, possible but i defer to those greater than myself.
- Construct a costume for you or your kid out of scraps, duct tape, paper mâché, and imagination. there are advantages to being broke sometimes.
- Be able to pick a lock. i plead the 5th.
- Determine the combination of a Master combination padlock in under 10 minutes. nope.
- Assemble IKEA furniture without looking at the instructions. Bonus point if you don’t have to backtrack. i have, but it’s so much fun to use the instructions and a sheet pan to organise all your parts in their piles as you’ll require them.
- Use a digital SLR in full manual mode. i was using SLRs before they were digital.
- Do cool things to Altoids tins. yep.
- Be able to construct paper craft versions of space ships. not a skill i possess.
- Origami! Bonus point for duct tape origami. (Ductigami) nope.
- Fix anything with duct tape, chewing gum and wire. not everything can be fixed like that, but for the things that can i have tried.
- Knowing how to avoid being eaten by a grue. yes.
- Know what a grue is. hell yes.
- Understand where XYZZY came from, and have used it. yes.
- Play any SNES game on your computer through an emulator. yes.
- Burn the rope. what?
- Know the Konami code, and where to use it. yep.
- Whistle, hum, or play on an iPhone, the Cantina song. han shot first.
- Learning to play the theme songs to the kids favorite TV shows. i can’t play any musical instrument.
- Solve a Rubik’s Cube. solved it in two weeks, aged 10
- Calculate THAC0. what?
- Know the difference between skills and traits. never got into D&D
- Explain special relativity in terms an eight-year-old can grasp. no & i don’t think everything needs to be dumbed down for kids.
- Recite pi to 10 places or more. 3.1415926536
- Be able to calculate tip and split the check, all in your head. and calculate approximate tax too.
- Explain that the colours in a rainbow are roygbiv. if i didn’t i shouldn’t have a job.
- Understand the electromagnetic spectrum – xray, uv, visible, infrared, microwave, radio. yep.
- Know the difference between radiation and radioactive contamination. may save my life one day.
- Understand basic electronics components like resistors, capacitors, inductors and transistors. yes.
- Solder a circuit while bottle feeding an infant. (lead free solder please.) never attempted it.
- The meaning of technical acronyms. does FUBAR count too?
- The coffee dash, blindfolded (or blurry eyed). Coffee <brew> [cream] [sugar]. In under a minute. don’t drink coffee anymore and when i did, it was a one step process.
- Build a fighting robot. no.
- Program a fighting robot. no.
- Build a failsafe into a fighting robot so it doesn’t kill you. no, but shouldn’t 79 include the three laws?
- Be able to trace the Fellowship’s journey on a map of Middle Earth. oh the shame.
- Know all the names of the Dwarves in The Hobbit. no.
- Understand the difference between a comic book and a graphic novel. and if you don’t shame on you.
- Know where your towel is and why it is important. i’m a cool frood.
- Re-enact the parrot sketch. and i’ve passed the skill along.
- Know the words to The Lumberjack Song. that one too.
- Reciting key scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. without which life would be a total bore.
- Be able to recite at least one Geek Movie word for word. i can and i’m proud.
- Know what the 8th Chevron does on a Stargate and how much power is required to get a lock. sadly yes.
- Be able to explain why it’s important that Han shot first. if i have to explain it to you…
- Know why it is just wrong for Luke and Leia to kiss. in that case the original poster was just wrong.
- Stop talking Star Wars long enough to get laid. hey they’re female star wars fans, i married one.
- The ability to name actors, characters and plotlines from the majority of sci-fi movies produced since 1968. only the ones that count.
- Cite Mythbusters when debunking a myth or urban legend. yes.
- Sleep with a Cricket bat next to your bed. i don’t, but i know why i should.
- Have a documented plan on what to do during a zombie or robot uprising. yes.
- Identify evil alternate universe versions of friends, family, co-workers or self. yes.
- Be able to convince TSA that the electronic parts you are carrying are really not a threat to passengers. no comment.
- Talk about things that aren’t tech related. there are things other than tech? kidding. mostly.
- Get something on the front page of Digg. don’t really understand the fascination. there are much better aggregators.
it’s been a while since i posted and there have been a lot of things on my mind and hopefully i can manage to get them out in some cognoscent order here. in the last week, i enjoyed a child like glee as a number of things that i desired, fortuitously came together. on sunday i got my wii and friday night i got my iphone (for free, sometimes working retail pays off in interesting ways) and then the final harry potter book. which in itself was a conundrum, do i read, then activate my phone or activate my phone and then read. i chose the latter and less than 15 minutes after i got home my phone was activated and i was on my way with The Deathly Hollows. i really enjoyed the book and i think it was a tremendous ending to a fantastic series and i will be the first to admit that i got teary at the end. as for the iphone it’s beautiful piece of hardware, of all the features, i love the phone the most, it works better than any phone i’ve ever had. on to other things besides my retail obsessions.
we took a road trip in early july, just after the holiday to des moines to see friends and i was making the blog rounds on the 4th i came across a re-posting about ‘Why I love America’ and while i didn’t agree with some of the reasons, i had no real objections until i came across this paragraph:
“I love that America was one of the very first nations in the world to put an end to slavery. The story of slavery in America was no different than anywhere else except that we stopped a lot sooner. That needs to be mentioned whenever the topic comes up.”
this was so inaccurate and untrue i felt the need to post a comment and that’s where i began my slide down the rabbit hole. i learned three valuable lessons:
1. there’s a class of people that believe that factual information is untrue when it doesn’t agree with their point of view,
2. the same class of people have a scary sense of entitlement as evidenced by this quote
“… the US MUST act on what is in our countries interest at the time. The carribean is in our back yard, so it is fair game.”
3. the reason the country is in such a mess is the inability to have open discourse without rhetoric.
then there is this administrative order, which allows the administration to ‘block bank accounts and any other financial assets that might be found in this country belonging to people, companies or groups that the United States deems are working to threaten stability in Iraq.’
i don’t know about anyone else, but with the major betrayals of trust and power abuses from this administration, you begin to wonder if you’re paranoid enough.
i’m sitting here surrounded by machines. 2 TiPBs (Titanium Powerbooks for the uninitiated) and a spanking new ibook. sadly only one Ti PB is mine, the other i’m setting up for os x as well as the ibook. by virture of the longest use, i have become the de facto master of X. for want of better thrills, i’m sitting here surrounded by 4 monitors, two attached to my machine. i’ve found it easier to work this way one of palettes and extraneous windows and one for the actual work.
i should stop stroking my inner geek. although there is not much for me to do as the apps install and update.
i did find a couple of interesting links this evening:
the winners of the world stupidity awards
full lenght versions of all those samples from your favourite hip hop tracks
the simplified spelling society
and finally the encyclopedia of unusual sexual practices
“WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU MULTIPLY SIX BY NINE”
he he. too much star trek.
in further geek news… the matrix reloaded opens a month from today.
anyway back to smallville.
a fond adieu to you all.
