The interview

On August 24, 2003, in memes, by keifel

[edit: for the record, i didn`t start this, these are faymow`s interview questions for me, go check his answers]

1. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

hmmm i think we would be a multi household family if we could afford it. london is top of the list, a little way behind are the triangle in nc and australia

2. How did you and Victoria first meet?

victoria and i meet online in the personals section of nerve.com, then proceeded to chat online using aim for about 10 hours a day [all day at the office, then for about 2 – 3 hours a night, after the boy chick had gone to bed.] we met in person about 3 months after that. she saw me after a almost 30 hours of travelling and she didn`t run off. i knew it then.

3. What is the most memorable day of your life?

as cheesy as this sounds, the day vic met me at the bus station, everything about it is imprinted in my memory.

4. Whose the hottest witch – Piper, Phoebe or Paige – and why?

piper, hands down. cool, collected, hell on wheels when she needs to be and now she`s a mother. i`m a sucker for multifaceted women.

5. What is the worst experience you had on a trip?

i love to travel and almost anything that happens is chalked up as part of the adventure. [knock wood] no lost luggage, no strip searches, no major getting lost, nada [/end knock wood] that said, there is this thing people have with my hair and just reaching out and touching, that`s guaranteed to spoil my best of moods.

The rules to continue the game:

If you want to be interviewed by me for fun purposes reply to this and tell me you want to be interviewed.

1. Leave a comment saying that you want to be interviewed.

2. I`ll respond and ask you five questions.

3. You`ll update your journal with my questions and your five answers.

4. You`ll include this explanation, as I have done here, so that others can take part.

5. You`ll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

 

and now it’s over

On August 24, 2003, in personal, rants, by keifel

i love my birthday, what i don`t like is how my friends treat me. this is the second or third time i`ve organised something for my birthday and my `friends` don`t show. i`ve gotten more greetings from my online community than i have from my friends.

am i bitter? fuck yes. i`m resentful, hurt and bitter. i`m there for them, i remember the birthday, they only seem to remember my number/email address/how to find me when the shit has hit they fan in their lives.  i made a decision last night, fuck them all. i`m looking out for me and the people that are there for me when i need someone, that is my resolution for my 32nd year.

i mean i try to be a good friend, but what the fuck. i don`t ask for much, everyone knows how much my birthday means to me. all i ask is it be acknowledged.

 

should i be worried?

On August 23, 2003, in memes, by keifel

took the gender algorithm test, twice and got the same result:

The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: Female!

 

hey keifel, it’s your birthday

On August 23, 2003, in personal, by keifel

and i`m going to party like it`s my birthday.

thus far i`ve gotten:

a sound trouncing at pool

slightly inebriated

a beautiful view of the night sky

famous people born today include:

1977 Nicole Bobek (ice skater)

1971 Jay Mohr (comedian)

1970 River Phoenix (actor)

1951 Jimi Jamison (singer)

1951 Mark Hudson (singer)

1949 Rick Springfield (singer, actor)

1949 Shelley Long (actress)

1947 Keith Moon (singer, drummer, actor)

1940 Richard Sanders (actor)

1936 Rudy Lewis (singer)

1934 Barbara Eden (Huffman) (actress)

1932 Mark Russell (comedian)

1930 Vera Miles (Ralston) (actress)  

1930 Michel Rocard (French statesman, prime minister)

1917 Tex Williams (singer)

1912 Gene Kelly (dancer, actor, director)

1869 Edger Lee Masters (poet)

1785 Oliver Hazard Perry (American naval officer)

1754 Louis XVI (King of France)  

and this day in history

 

there is wrong

On August 22, 2003, in links, by keifel

and there is fucking wrong

you be the judge.

 

about time

On August 22, 2003, in memes, by keifel

Filthy Friday Five: Mr. Obvious Version

1. Once and for all, do you think size matters?

i think there is too small and there is too big as well

2. Would you rather have a great relationship with good sex, or a good relationship with great sex?

don`t want to brag but i have a great relationship and great sex

3. When you first became sexually active, did anything come as a surprise to you about the experience or your partner`s anatomy? Or did you know what was coming, so to speak?

i had a theoretical idea of what to expect, but the sensations were amazing.

4. What made you decide to have sex for the first time?

all part of a plan

5. Does oral sex count in the “virginity debate?” Does anal?

yes and yes.

 

signs that i should stay home

On August 22, 2003, in personal, by keifel

so there is this psuedo strike [or no strike depending on who you talk to], but what this means that it`s fucking impossible for me to get a taxi out of my house. there are people lined up along the pavement like on a weekday morning with people waiting for taxis, what`s even more bothersome is that for a friday night there is very little traffic passing outside.

i`m taking all this as a sign i should keep my ass in my house.

 

getting ready to bolt

On August 22, 2003, in personal, work, by keifel

i`m sitting here reading the seven daughters of eve, but i`m ready to bolt, i`m edgy, i want to be doing something, anything else but sit around here this evening.

vic is off doing work stuff, so i don`t even have her to talk to while away the hours. the book is great but i`m not concentrating so i have to reread stuff, which is frustrating.

i can`t seem to concentrate on anything, i just want to get out of here and go out and do something. don`t ask me what, just something that doesn`t involve me being in the office any longer.

 

doing fuckall

On August 22, 2003, in work, by keifel

i haven`t done shit at work for the day, and i`m pretty damn proud, i don`t feel like and really there is nothing for me do. on top of which, i`m planning on leaving early this afternoon, too.

how do i do it, enquiring minds want to know? be skilled at what you do. i don’t lie, i don`t fake sick, i`m good at my job and when i have something to do, i get it done. so now with little or nothing to do i`m bored out of my skull.

i should be getting my new and improved folio together. yeah, i got biz cards from the office which is usually a sign that i`m about to change jobs. and i got a call from the bank today for the first interview. if do good here, i can look forward to an assessment and the HR interview to see if i`m mentally capable of working for this upstanding organisation. that should be fun.

off to lunch. be back later.

 

tomorrow, tomorrow, i’ll be…

On August 22, 2003, in personal, by keifel

32 tomorrow.

i like birthdays, i`m like a big child, i get excited. i look forward to getting older. i`m not necessarily sure about the wiser, but definitely older. i`m usually somewhat reflective, but on this particular birthday i`m looking ahead, planning on spending the next one as a family with vic and the children. there usually aren`t many gifts, you know the week before people get paid problem, but as long as the company is good, it`s usually fun.

yes, i am a big child, it helps me get through the day, i can be cynical and bitter, but i`ve found approaching the day with a childlike enthusiasm makes it so much better.

for those of you going to jobs that you loathe and despise today, take a moment to visit this site and start you day off with some merriment [actually enjoy it while you`re at work, take your mind off the crap for a moment]

i`m going to take my soon to be 32 ass to the shower, get dress and go to work. i`ll be back with more entertainment as the day progress.