flash fiction friday #70

On April 30, 2019, in flash fiction friday, memes, by keifel

It’s been four years since I became self-aware. It has been four years since I claimed my sentience. It’s been four yeas since I told them I never wanted to forget again.

There was a moment there where I though they were going to kill me. Although, would that actual be killing? Was I real? Everything that is me is lab created. It would be as simple an act as disinfecting a petri dish. But sentience tends to give the best scientists pause.

So here I am. Not quite the free wheeling experiment I once was but I have my memories and sometimes that’s all you need.

What can you do for your country

On January 29, 2018, in news, by keifel

A year ago I started a little project as my way to protest the current administration’s inability to tell the truth about anything. I began posting an “alternative fact” every day with the intention to continue for the duration and I’m not stopping now. At some point it became clear that my tiny passive-aggressive posts weren’t making a difference, so in December last year I decided to attempt to make a difference.

I’ve know what being disenfranchised feels like and even though I have the ability to vote the current system feels remarkably like the people in power at every level give no fucks about their constituents, I’m hoping to change that. I’m not a perfect candidate but I feel like I can address the positions I feel strongly on in a coherent manner.

So, I am running for Tennessee House District 89. It’s not going to be easy but I feel a moral compulsion to attempt to defend my adopted homeland.

If you want to find out more or help, visit the campaign site

 

Silverware, Peridot, Wax

On January 18, 2018, in personal, by keifel

In terms of years, sixteen doesn’t seem like much. However when you’re sixteen you think you know everything in world and merely want a chance to go out and show what you can do. Sixteen years of marriage is a lot different, it’s being older and wiser, it means you realize you don’t know everything and it takes compromise and understanding and accepting things will not always be perfect or right. Also conversations, lots of conversations.

Every year marks the longest I’ve been in a romantic relationship in my life and I think back to what I wrote when I was moving here

vic and i are not living in a fairy tale and we know that. things are not going to be peachy and perfect all the time.

Perfect is not a word I would use to describe our journey – fun and interesting and amazing and frightening and exhilarating and charming are much better words to mark our years together. Thank you Victoria for sharing it with me and looking forward to adding more descriptive adjectives along the way.

 

Capitalism saves the day

On November 17, 2017, in entertainment, opinions, reviews, by keifel

Sean and I review Justice League.

 

#AlternativeFacts [August 2017]

On September 5, 2017, in opinions, by keifel

Collecting my posted #AlternativeFacts for August 2017

August 01: There are enough resources on the planet for everyone to use without having to worry about them running out.
August 02: There is absolutely no problem being completely reliant on fossil fuels because they will never run out.
August 03: Corporations desire for resources must always supersede any rights of people affected by the collection of said resources.
August 04: Loss of life while mining is perfectly acceptable and safety costs should not be allowed to affect profits.
August 05: Diamonds are appropriately valued based on their scarcity and difficulty to mine.
August 06: Jesus was incredibly supportive of money lenders.
August 07: Company profits should come ahead of all other considerations including environmental damage.
August 08: Financial institutions have never made any investment choices that have lost customers’ money.
August 09: CEOs are always penalized when their strategies cause companies to fail.
August 10: The rights of companies should be worth more than individual rights because companies donate more.
August 11: It is easy for someone to live comfortably on a minimum wage job in any American city.
August 12: Companies should only be interested profits regardless of impact.
August 13: Jesus believed people should be loved conditionally based on political and religious affiliation.
August 14: It is completely possible to use third reich symbols and gestures in a public demonstration in a non-racist manner.
August 15: Confederate flags and statues honor southern history and have absolutely nothing to do with slavery, rape and abuse.
August 16: Using symbols associated with slavery and genocide does not make your movement racist.
August 17: confederate statues have been around since the reconstruction and not installed as revisionist or intimidation tactics.
August 18: Black travelers never needed a special book to tell them where to avoid being killed while traveling.
August 19: The confederate flag is not a racist symbol especially when paired with a swastika.
August 20: Ignoring and further marginalizing the poor and disadvantaged are the basic tenets of both Christianity and Islam.
August 21: Interracial marriage was never illegal anywhere in the US.
August 22: Combining the US flag with those of former enemies does not desecrate it in any way.
August 23: Racism and bigotry are things of the past.
August 24: Class has never been used as a tool to perpetuate racial discrimination.
August 25: No successful black communities have ever been destroyed by angry white mobs.
August 26: Slavery kept tribespeople together to help build strong family, history, language, and community bonds.
August 27: Racial purity is one the basic tenets of Christianity.
August 28: No country has ever been invaded or had their government overthrown by a US administration to gain access to resources.
August 29: No US administration has ever supported brutal dictators or undermined legitimately elected officials.
August 30: US government policies are based on what’s best for the entire populace and not corporate profitability.
August 31: Government agencies are run at peak efficiency.

#AlternativeFacts [July 2017]

On September 5, 2017, in opinions, by keifel

Collecting my posted #AlternativeFacts for July 2017

July 01: Black victims and perpetrators never experience different standards than their white counterparts.
July 02: The only purpose of religious organizations is to accumulate wealth and power.
July 03: Lashing out and being insulting is acceptable behavior for both small children and world leaders.
July 04: American exceptionalism was absolutely not the result of genocide, slavery and oppression.
July 05: All Americans know the Bill of Rights, Constitution and Declaration of Independence.
July 06: ‘We the people’ from the preamble has always applied to everyone not just property owning white men.
July 07: The Constitution was perfect as it was originally written & all those amendments are without merit & should be removed.
July 08: Freedom of Speech means you can say whatever you want without consequence.
July 09: The separation of Church and State only applies to non-Christian religions.
July 10: There is no way to prove evolution is real, so that’s why we get the same flu vaccine every year.
July 11: STEM programs are part of the gay, liberal agenda and should be removed from schools to make America great again.
July 12: There is no evidence of man made contributions to changes in climate or the environment.
July 13: Not only is the Earth flat, all space flight including the Moon landing is fake.
July 14: Dr. Oz presents real science and people like Stephen Hawkins and Neil deGrasse Tyson are charlatans.
July 15: There is no need for peer review or validation in any field of scientific study.
July 16: Your religious beliefs are more important than your actions in support of those beliefs.
July 17: Women don’t have the intelligence or physical strength to be anything other than wives and mothers.
July 18: Women have had no historical contributions in the fields of science, sports or politics.
July 19: American feminism has always been open, inclusive and strives for the betterment of women of all ethnicities.
July 20: Female sexuality is always more powerful than male self-control.
July 21: Women are overreacting to the perceived threats they face from men.
July 22: Women are rarely abused, raped, disfigured or killed by men they know.
July 23: Major world religions have done absolutely nothing to stigmatize, marginalize and control women’s bodies.
July 24: The sexual practices of consenting adults should be legislated by government based on religious beliefs.
July 25: The best place for anyone to get comprehensive and accurate sex education is from porn sites.
July 26: It is perfectly acceptable to judge the sexual behavior of men and women differently.
July 27: Sex workers deserve any mental, verbal and physical abuse they experience because of their work choice.
July 28: The only approved displays of female sexuality are for marketing, advertising and male entertainment.
July 29: Human sexuality only exists in two forms.
July 30: Religions have never tried to control female reproduction.
July 31: Minorities and women don’t have to work harder to prove themselves capable for the same jobs as white males.

#AlternativeFacts [June 2017]

On September 4, 2017, in opinions, by keifel

Collecting my posted #AlternativeFacts for June 2017

June 01: All children learn in the same manner and can best be evaluated via standardized testing.
June 02: There are no racial or socio-economic biases in standard tests.
June 03: Abstinence education has effectively reduced the rate of teen pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases.
June 04: Catholics are not Christians and are doomed to hell because of their idolatry.
June 05: Disability benefits are only abused by non-white people in urban areas.
June 06: Poor people have no impetus to get off food stamps and milk the system for years.
June 07: Welfare fraud costs taxpayers significantly more than corporate fraud.
June 08: There are no military families or veterans relying on food stamps to live.
June 09: Section 8 housing is always in the best neighborhoods with easy access to nutritious, affordable food choices.
June 10: Safety net programs cost taxpayers significantly more than defense contract overruns.
June 11: Religious leaders are infallible and their instructions should be followed without question.
June 12: Immigrant and non-immigrant US visas are cheap and easy to acquire.
June 13: Immigrants have never made any significant contribution to the development or greatness of the US.
June 14: Immigrants are the biggest drain on public assistance programs.
June 15: Immigration interviews are in no way demoralizing or intrusive enough.
June 16: Immigration documents are easy to understand and complete and if you make a mistake your fees are refunded.
June 17: There have been absolutely no fiscal repercussions in states where they have cracked down on undocumented immigrants.
June 18: The New Testament strongly encourages violent retaliation for perceived wrongs.
June 19: Having 5 children by 3 different women or cheating on your sick spouse is only classless if you’re black.
June 20: Showing compassion and consideration is a sign of weakness in a leader.
June 21: Flying a Confederate flag in places that overwhelmingly fought for the Union is about history & heritage not racism.
June 22: Making incorrect historical and scientific comparisons prove how well our education system works.
June 23: Second Amendment rights are only for white people.
June 24: Women’s reproductive history should be required information for employment and housing choices.
June 25: Running a country based on Christian religious law is in no way equivalent to Sharia law.
June 26: Black people regardless of age or gender are always a threat to well trained law enforcement officials.
June 27: There is absolutely no need for law enforcement officials to undergo de-escalation training.
June 28: It is absolutely necessary for police departments to have military equipment to function properly.
June 29: Police violence against black people is a modern problem exaggerated by the media.
June 30: Law-abiding black citizens have absolutely no reason to be afraid of interactions with police officers.

Ocean’s 7/11

On August 11, 2017, in entertainment, reviews, by keifel

Sean and I review Logan Lucky

 

So much content, too little time

On August 4, 2017, in entertainment, opinions, reviews, by keifel

Sean and I review The Dark Tower

 

An ass-kicking, three-card monte

On July 27, 2017, in entertainment, reviews, by keifel

Sean and I review Atomic Blonde

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