CunningLinguist

needed something to distract me from stabbing my boss in the eye with a sharpie and found this on littlewashu’s

Full Name: keifel anthony horatio st. clair [and a paisan last name]

Sex: male  

Birth date: 08/23/71 [check the countdown to see when it is]

Age: 31

ARE YOU:

Understanding: try to be.

Open-minded: very.

Arrogant: when it comes to work

Insecure: At times.  

Interesting: i try to be

Friendly: not immediately

Smart: so i’ve been told

Moody: without vic around yes.

Childish: as much as i can

Independent:pretty much

Hard working: too much some times

Organized: most of the time

Healthy: only genetically so, otherwise i don’t do squat

Emotionally Stable: hmmm, i’m seperated from my wife for months at a time, what do you think?

Difficult: so i’ve been told

Attractive: there are rumours. i’m not sure i believe them

Bored Easily: not with a good book

Messy: sometimes  

Thirsty: as a matter of a fact, i am.

Responsible: i try to be.

Obsessed: yes.

Angry: camling down now  

Sad: sometime, more often than not now

Happy: i try to be

Trusting: more so than i used to be.  

Talkative: when i’m nervous.

Content: not right now  

Deep thinker: sometimes.

Self-disciplined: not even close.

Sleepy: nope.

Lonely: very. i miss vic

Sexual Orientation: non practising bisexual

Who was the first person you kissed (sexually)? i can’t recall

What age: i think i was about 14.

Are you single: married  

Do you have a crush on anyone: does my wife count?

How many Partners have you had: what sort of partners?

What do you regret most out of your relationships: that i wasn’t completely honest

What have you learned from relationships: be yourself

Are you shy sexually: no.

Do you masturbate: i do, but i haven’t for a while

Do you prefer to be asked out, or do you like to ask: i have a massive fear of rejection, so i prefer to be asked

How long do you think you should wait for sex in a relationship: When it feels right.  

Do you kiss on a first date: when it felt right. but there are no more first dates for me.

Are you an affectionate person: i am. lots of hugs

What’s your favorite position: any where i can see my partner’s face.

Love or Lust: lust after the one you love

Have you even been in love: Yes.

If so, how was it: it grows more and more everyday

How long does it take to be comfortable sexually around someone: it depends on the person

Favorite part of the body: legs and mouth.

What’s a good height: hmmm, never though about it

Submissive or dominant: switch

Any specific type you go for?: Intelligent, strong, funny

i feel a lot better now. back to work.

got that from tearsofice and this from jadedgrrl [they`re in my faves, go fetch]

online palm reading

You have a good imagination, and often exhibit sensitivity to others.

You have so many interests that you may have trouble deciding which ones to pursue.

You are a warm hearted person, with much love to give.

There may be times in your life when you give in to feelings of sadness or depression.

You are likely to make decisions based on intuition or feelings rather than intellect.

Although you have ambition, you do not always exert the energy necessary to be successful.

You have a basically strong constitution, and should enjoy good health most of the time.

The most productive time in your life will probably occur in middle age.

got this off the hardyzprincess

NAME: keifel

DOB: 23rd august

EYE COLOR: dk brown

HAIR COLOR: black with bleached ends

AGE: 31, at least for the next three weeks

WHERE YOU WHERE BORN: cascade, trinidad

INNY/ OUTY, LEFTY/RIGHTY: Inny/lefty

SHORT/LONG HAIR: Long, waist length dreads

SKIN COLOR: brown. kind of natural milk chocolate

FAV. WAY OF DRESS: jeans &…

MAKE-UP OR NONE: hmmm, none.

GRADE: employed  

FAV. COLOR: black, grey

HAVE YOU EVER

SWORE?: like a fucking sailor

SKIPPED SCHOOL?: hmmmm… on more than one occasion

HIT SOMEONE FORCEFULLY?: yes.

BEEN ON A SUBWAY?: NY and London. Prefer London

CHEATED ON A TEST?: can`t recall  

TAUGHT A LITTLE KID A CUSS WORD?: Not intentionally.

THROWN ANYTHING AT A MOVING CAR?: yes.

SMASHED SOMEONES HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN?: no.

EGGED SOMEONES HOUSE?: yes.

GOTTEN A COMPUTER VIRUS?: yep, it`s been a while but i got the autostart worm on my mac when it first came out.

LAUGHTED SO HARD YOU CRYED?: quite often

FAILED A TEST?: oh hell

FLUNKED A GRADE?: nope

GOT AN F ON YOUR REPORT CARD?: does spectacularly flunking a subject twice count?

BOUGHT SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT WAS REALLY UGLY BECAUSE SOMEONE THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE OR LOOKED GOOD ON YOU?: no.  

LIED ABOUT WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SOMEONES HAIR-CUT OR NEW ITEM OF CLOTHING?: No.

HIT AN ANIMAL IN THE ROAD? WHAT WAS IT?:  no

OFFICE? ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES SINCE YOU STARTED SCHOOL?:been out of school too long to remember

FAVORITE/ LEAST FAVORITE CAR?

Favorite: currently the subaru impreza

Least Favorite: ford taurus

DO YOU THINK JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS HOT OR NOT?: Not.

WHO GAVE YOU A VALENTINE CARD THIS YEAR?: vic & i exchanged greetings but no card

FAVORITE SHOES YOU OWN?: my nike slippers

WHAT INSTRUMENT DO YOU PLAY? OR WISH YOU DID?: none, but bass guitar

ARE YOU THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WHOULD SCREAM \”NO, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU\” IN A QUIET PLACE?: Nope.

WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU DYE YOUR HAIR?: blue

WHAT SCENT OF BODY SPRAY DO YOU USE?: nada

FAVORITE COOKIE?: chocolate chips

DO YOU SWEAR IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS?: try not to.

DESCRIBE YOUR ROOM?: i`ve just got a box and a drawer in a room.

WHAT DO YOU WEAR WHEN YOU \”DRESS UP\”?: voile or linen shirt and sarong

HOW MANY POSTERS DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR WALL? WHAT ARE THEY OF?: none  

WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE THAT SOMEONE ELES HAS?: A car. travelling sucks

FAVORITE TV SHOWS? gilmore girls, smallville, samuari jack

HOW MANY PICTURES DO YOU HAVE POSTED IN YOUR ROOM? none

WHAT SPORTS TEAM ARE YOU ON?: not a big team sports guy

ABOUT WHAT TIME DO YOU GO TO BED ON SCHOOL NIGHTS? WEEKENDS?: no more school. but i can get by on 4 hours sleep. so if i have work to do 2 – 3am

WHO ARE THE RUDEST PEOPLE YOU KNOW?: fucking security guards and police officers.

RANDOM STUFF

WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE?: Fucking hell. whore of fucking babylon. i could go on all day

DO YOU STILL GO TRICK OR TREATING?: never have

DO YOUR EYES CHANGE COLORS?: no.

DO YOU BELIVE WE LANDED ON THE MOON?:yes

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME?: plug in my computer

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING NOW?: jeans and sleeveless tshirt

WHAT IS IN YOUR POCKET?: wallet & miscallenous papers.

WHAT TIME IS IT?: 1:02 PM AST.  

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE NEW?: legs, calves, smile

A NAME THAT PEOPLE CALL YOU THAT TICKS YOU OFF?: none really

WHO HAS THE SAME B-DAY AS YOU?: jay morh, my father

HAVE ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS/PEOPLE YOU KNOW HAD A BABY WHILE THEY WERE TEENAGES?: a few people

EVER DONE POT?: yes.

AROUND HOW MANY CD`S DO YOU OWN?: at the moment quite a few, in my possesion, very little

ABOUT HOW MANY PIECES OF CLOTHING DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR CLOSET THAT YOU ACTUALLY WEAR?  all of them

DO YOU SMOKE?: trying hard to stop compeltely

You PERVERT. You are as dirty minded as they cum..

hehe, I knew you would catch that..

How Perverted are you?
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actually  i like to believe that i just have very few hang ups about sexuality.

it`s a race weekend and based on the qualifying it`s going to be an interesting race tomorrow.

anyway i got this from girlunderway, who got it from someone else and so on and  so on and so on…

1) Single or Taken: very, very taken  

2) Sex: Male

3) Birthday: august 23

4) Sign: virgo on the cusp of leo

5) Siblings: de nada

6) Hair colour: black with bleach blond ends

7) Eye colour: brown  

8) Shoe size: 10 if i can get the width, otherwise 11

*~ R e l a t I o n s h I p s ~*  

1) Who are your best friends?: lisa/victoria

2) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: i`m married

3) If yes, what is their name?: victoria

*~ T h e * E x t r a * S t u f f ~*  

1) Do you do drugs: very occasional marijuana

2) what kind of shampoo do you use: usually stuff by bodyshop but when i run out whatever is available

3) What are you most scared of: being alone

4) What are you listening to right now: f1 qualifying commentary

5) What car do you wish to have: subaru impreza

6) Who is the last person that called you: no one has called me since thursday

7) Where do you want to get married: we got married outside close to the beach

8) How many messenger buddies do you have on your list right now?: i use fire [everybody on one list]: 201 in total

9) If you could change anything about yourself: more tolerant towards the less intelligent

*~ F a v o r I t e s ~*  

1) Colour: pretty much blue and black, but i`m working with yellow and orange lately

2) What`s your favourite food?: roti, bruschetta, lasange

3) Boy`s names: mark, david

4) Girls names: victoria, katherine

5) Subjects in school: when i was there, english, computers, history

6) Animals?: wolves

7) Sports (to play): volleyball

8) Sports (to watch): formula 1  

9) Song right now:  weird science – oingo boingo it`s only propaganda – jointpop and the list continues

*~ H a v e Y o u ~*  

1) Given anyone a bath: yes

2) been bunjie jumping?: no  

3) broken the law?: which law? where? [tries to look innocent]

4) Gone skinny-dipping?: nope

5) Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: oh that was my MO in high school

*~ First * Thing * T h a t * C o m e s * T o * M I n d~*  

1) Red: fire engine

2) Cow: steak

3) Socks: dryer

4) Greenland: perfect storm

what`s worse??

1) Stepping in dog crap barefoot or having a bird poop on your head?: bird shit on the head; barefoot in dog crap, ick.

*~ F I n a l * Q u e s t I o n s ~*  

1) Do you like filling these out: it`s fun, when i`m in the mood.  

2) Gold or Silver: white gold

5) What is the last film you saw at the cinema: bad boys2 [it was bad]

6) favourite cartoon character: Daria, Dogbert, Samuari Jack  

7) What do you have for breakfast in the morning: when i can doubles, otherwise cereal

it`s a holiday here and i`m home, listening to the rain fall on the galvanise, there are few sounds more beautiful. i haven`t done memes since i returned and i think this the ideal place to start. [courtesy faymow]

This week`s Filthy Friday Five: Forbidden Anatomy!

1. What is your position on rim jobs? By this, of course, we refer to oral-anal contact.

i enjoy giving and receiving. it`s part of my oral fixation. of course getting clean is part of the fun.

2. Balls: Deserving of more pleasure, or basically unimportant?

Deserving of more pleasure.

3. Have you ever wanted to fuck or be fucked using an unconventional body part, such as feet or armpits? Hands don`t count.

No, not really.

4. Iggy Pop claims he has, but I don`t believe him. Have YOU ever had it in the ear before?

never put anything smaller that your elbow in your ear

5. The prostate: useful for sexual encounters or something that, DEAR GOD, nobody should ever come anywhere near, ever (crosses self)?  

If properly stimulated, it`s useful for sexual encounters.

oh hell yes. i see stars, it`s amazing

and the regular friday five:

1. What time do you wake up on weekday mornings?

about 6:30, unless i`m completely exhausted

2. Do you sleep in on the weekends? How late?

my internal alarm doesn`t differentiate, 6:30 – 7, everyday

3. Aside from waking up, what is the first thing you do in the morning?

pee, check my mail

4. How long does it take to get ready for your day?

shower and dress – 25 minutes, not really a breakfast person or i get something on the way in.

5. When possible, what is your favorite place to go for breakfast?

doubles man in st. james  

My Viking Name is…

Kaðall Goatcatcher

Your Viking Personality: You`re a fearsome Viking, but you aren`t completely uncivilized.  The other Vikings make fun of you for that.  You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you`re no “berserker”.  

 

A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings consider you “one of the guys”.  

 

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other Vikings would be calling you “tree-hugging hippie peacenik” if the phrase had been invented.

[got this from littlewashu, who in turn got it from someone else, you know how it goes]

U are V O D K A ! ! You are a very intense person,

who doesnt give a shite what ppl think of them.

You like to party hard and make the most of

life! You can be really intimidating, but

underneath u just wanna have fun!

What alcohol are you? With Pics !

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[got this from someone, i forgot who, results are kind of odd, cause i don`t drink vodka anymore – long story about black russians and puking and falling asleep on a bar]

and one more before i try to do some work for the day, can remember where i got this one either

find your element

at mutedfaith.com.

i`ve gotten the keys to the apt, my laundry is being done. and i`ve got some cash in my pocket. i have a friend at the airline checking to see if vic collected her ticket in mia yet. the rains have started. all is good in the world.

i just got this from faymow`s journal and it was too tasty to pass up on a day like today:

1. What`s your honest opinion on golden showers? Please share your hypothesis on why you think a person would enjoy this.

it`s not for me, if two conscenting adults want to have it. more power to them.

2. If you had a choice between never having an orgasm again or never having intercourse again, which would you choose?

i`d give up intercourse. but wait… this seems familiar.

3. Upskirt cams (voyeuristic photos of women caught unaware): hot or totally reprehensible? How about toilet cams?

Both are totally reprehensible and in poor taste.

4. Do those \”Filthy Grandmas\” pornos disturb you deeply, or do you think it`s kind of cool that diverse ages are represented in the adult entertainment industry?

again, not for me. but i`d like to think vic and i`ll still be active at that age.

5. What`s the weirdest fetish a friend or acquaintance has ever admitted to you?

i have a lot very sexually liberal friends. so they`re all over the place.

You are Justice.    To you, life is ultimately fair

and just.  You are a strong believer in karma,

cause and effect.  You proceed strongly with

your actions because you are correct and will

be rewarded.  You are Justice, weigh matters

carefully and proceed.

Which Tarot Card are You?
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got that from purpleturtle via dixie

i`m having a little trouble getting the momentum to go to work this morning.