NyQuil – Capitol N, small Y, big fucking Q!
there are so many people on JS talking about the effects nyquil is having on them, i though i`d post this here, rather than leaving it as a comment in their journals.
I don`t do illegal drugs anymore. Now I just do the legal drugs. Tonight I`m on NyQuil and Sudafed. Let me tell you something, folks. Forget about cocaine and heroin. All you need is NyQuil and Sudafed. I`m telling you right now, I took the NyQuil five years ago. I just came out of the coma tonight before the fucking show! Klaus Von Bulow was standing over my bed going, “Denis, get up! There`s something the matter with Sunny! Hurry up!” I love NyQuil. Man, I love it! I love it. I love it. I love it. It`s the best thing shit ever invented. Isn`t it, huh? I love the name alone. NyQuil – Capital N, small Y, big fucking Q! I love that fucking Q, don`t you!? What a great advertising idea! Put a huge fucking Q on the box. They`ll get high and stare at it. “The Q is talking to me! The Q is talking to me!”
I love NyQuil, man. Because NyQuil has never changed, man. It`s never changed. All the other medicines are doing that inner-child thing. “we know that there`s a small child inside of you, so now we have grape and cherry and orange flavor.” Not NyQuil! They still have the original green death fucking flavor! You know why!? Because it doesn`t matter what it tastes like! It`s so strong you go, “*wheeze* Hey this stuff really tastes like..” Bang! Yer in the coma already! “What happened?” “He said tastes like and he went right into the coma, it was unbelievable!” We have reached the point where the over the counter drugs are actually stronger than anything you can buy on the street. It says on the back of the NyQuil box, on the back of the box it says, “May cause drowsiness.” It should say, “Don`t make any fucking plans! Kiss your family and friends goodbye. Say hello to Klaus!” NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you! You giant fucking Q!
NyQuil is the secret for all you twelve step recovery program people. Yes, all you AA people, NyQuil is the key! It`s the thirteenth fucking step! You can drink it! It`s over the counter! Drink as much as you want. “Are you drunk?” “No! I have a cold. Same cold I`ve had for two years. I just can`t seem to shake it. I`m high as a kite and my teeth are green. Merry fucking Christmas!”
denis leary, no cure for cancer
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