today has just been too weird. but thanks to my love, i have some lovely distractions.
two of my favourites:
callipygian one having shapely buttocks.
cataglottism kissing with the tongue.
and the tremendously funny dialectizer
for the sake of my own amusement, here is my last post in redneck:
whuffo“d i need t`post sumpin like this hyar twice?
contrary t`th` rumours, i is not kin` cock. Shet mah mouth! not even prince o` nobleman cock.
Shet mah mouth!
fo` th` second time in less thet a year six months four months, i hafta defend mah honour an` virtue.
no fuckin`, no suckin`, no kissin`, no intimate corntack. nothin`, nada, zero, zilch.
i didn`t does it. it warn`t me.
an` no i doesn`t protess too much.
i doesn`t knows whut th` fuck is gwine on but i`d appreesheeate all th` fantasies about sexual relashuns not include me unless yer married up wif t`me.
thank yo` an` fine night.