took the gender algorithm test, twice and got the same result:
The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: Female!
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Filthy Friday Five: Mr. Obvious Version
1. Once and for all, do you think size matters?
i think there is too small and there is too big as well
2. Would you rather have a great relationship with good sex, or a good relationship with great sex?
don`t want to brag but i have a great relationship and great sex
3. When you first became sexually active, did anything come as a surprise to you about the experience or your partner`s anatomy? Or did you know what was coming, so to speak?
i had a theoretical idea of what to expect, but the sensations were amazing.
4. What made you decide to have sex for the first time?
all part of a plan
5. Does oral sex count in the “virginity debate?” Does anal?
yes and yes.
You`re original. Instead of goin` wit` the flow you
set the trend and wear whatever you like. Your
originality pulls people towards you but also
pushes some away. Don`t worry. In the end
you`ll end up with plenty of friends.
What word best describes your personality?
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Protector
The ULTIMATE personality test
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Your Name: keifel anthony horatio st. clair agostini
Your Date of Birth: 08/23/1971
Your Question or Information: when will vic & i be together
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Present
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Jera – Harvesting tangible results from efforts already sown, fertility, culmination of events, abundance.
Gebo – Gifts, partnerships on all realms, sex magick, brilliance, integration of energies.
Thurisaz – Beginning new projects, luck-the hand of fate helping you, protection, the hammer of Thor, opening gateways.Cast the runes here:
Rune Caster
i can`t remember where i liberated these from, but to whoever you are thank you.
i need some distractions. this is how the game goes, you pick the fourth [4th letter] of your last js visitor and list as many words as you can [no peeking in the dictionary]. you can do this on your own or continue from here.
zip
zero
zinc
zygote
zoo
zephyr
zap
zircon
zany
zebra
zucchini
zax
i`m stuck but knock yourselves out.
i is the first letter in the words:
inconspicuous, inane, idiot, immediate, irate, insecure, insure, irritate, impale, inure, implode, intuition, incident, inappropriate, idiocy, impure, inkling, ingest, ibis, ibex, impulse, ionise, ionosphere, iconoclast, incoherent, impede, inject, infect, insane, idle…
i`ll stop there. feel free to add to the list. [come on, it`s fun, try it, you`ll like it.]
Do you believe in love?
yes [beaming]
Have you ever been in love?
i have and i am in now
Do you believe in love at first sight?
my primary stimuli is mental, so it would be difficult to judge… no.
Do you stay friends with ex-mates?
yes, all except one. my ex-wife is actually my best friend
The perfect (or as near to perfect as one can get)mate…
vic
[got this off tamale – she`s in the favourites]
well actually it`s more of the same, but i`m in a python mood. it`s friday evening and i`m home. it`s hot inside and out, i have to go out to work tomorrow, as well as find a pair of shoes and get my shirts laundered. i`m still in a very good mood, none the less.
so at the top of the evening`s entertainment is a quiz which i liberated from ukboy265:
You`re a Non-box.
What box do you get put in?
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i`m sure i`ve blogged this before, but this site is just too cool not to mention again, VoracityBeat, a fun and classy place for savvy women with a healthy sexual appetite.
a couple of articles from good vibrations:
The Kama Sutra for Busy, Exhausted and/or Lazy Couples
and after another half hour of cruising the web i have nothing left to offer. but wait, we have a last minute contender – pornblography a blog about the porn industry [so obviously NSFW – not safe for work]
ok going to have shower, i`ll be back
I`m sure it`s no big surprise to you that your
romance is The Princess Bride. A heartwarming
tale of “Twue Wuve” that has giants,
Spainards and swashbuckling. You really do
think that love can overcome anything. You may
be a touch naive but your heart is certainly in
the right place. You`ve probably got one of
those relationships where proper nouns have
been replaced with “Snookums” and
“Pookie Pie”. Eww. Beware a cuteness
overload.
What Romance Movie Best Represents Your Love Life?
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i have been cruising around js, clicking on interesting names in people`s lists of favourites, i got this from pablo who got it from someone else and so on and so on [am i ever going to stop taking these things?]
1. WHAT IS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN THE THEATERS? bad boys II [bad, horrible, not even going to watch it again on cable]
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? years of rice and salt – kim stanely robinson
3. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Scrabble
4. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? hmmm, don`t get print publications anymore, so i`ll have to go with nerve.com
5. FAVORITE SCENT? rain on grass or rain on hot asphalt
6. FAVORITE COMFORT FOODS? kai see mein soup
7. FAVORITE SOUND? rain falling on a galvanised roof
8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Being alone
9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP? how`s vic, will i get good news today
10. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE? roti
11. FUTURE CHILD`S NAME? still under consideration
12. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Love
13. FINISH THE STATEMENT, “IF I HAD LOTS OF MONEY, I WOULD” go back to school, build our restaurant
14. YOUR FAVORITE COLLECTIBLEliving in a box, no collectibles
15. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? no
16. STORMS – COOL OR SCARY? cool
17. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? toyota coralla wagon. the amazing elastic car
18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? orange
19. FINISH THE STATEMENT, “IF I HAD THE TIME, I WOULD LOVE TO…” go back to school.
20. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? sometimes
21. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE? blue.
22. HOW MANY DIFFERENT STATES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? Fl
23. HOW MANY DIFFERENT CITIES/TOWNS HAVE YOU LIVED IN? lost track
24. FAVORITE PLACES TO RELAX? any place i can read
25. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? formula 1
to prove one of my friends is not a snuffleupagus. meet her in the mall, spent an relaxing and entertaining afternoon, now i`m home, getting ready to go shoot pool with PT.
in the mean time here is your Hurried, Stressed-Out, Pre-Vacation Filthy Friday Five
1. If you are a heterosexual guy (or if you were one, hypothetically), would you find it mildly offensive if a girl wanted to use lube during standard intercourse? Or would you feel, “hey, the slippier the better– whatever makes her comfortable.”
there is no such thing as too slippery
2. Similar question for those of us who like boys: Would it bother you or cause you to question your “skillz” if your partner needed Viagra for sex?
i`m not in a position to answer that.
3. Let`s say your partner was into really hardcore BDSM (humiliation, beating, etc.) You love this hypothetical person. Would you be willing to administer the insults/whippings in a sexual situation if they begged you to and said it would get them off like nothing else?
my partner`s joy is my joy.
4. Is it morally wrong for one to “bait” one`s dog with peanut butter to get him to lick one`s cock or pussy? Assume the dog is completely willing and licks up the peanut butter of his own accord. Is this animal abuse?
hmmmmm, no comment.
5. Does a person need verbal permission to penetrate another person initially? For instance, let`s say I`ve never had sex with a person, and we get naked and are hot and heavy and he starts fucking me. I have not said “no” at any point, but I haven`t said “Fuck me” either. Did he just commit a transgression?
i don`t think so, but if she says no, i would have to stop