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August 30, 2003 — Leave a comment

fictional last words

the dante`s inferno test, my results are here

straight eye for the queer guy

scout walker karma sutra

vagina origami

oral [and anal] sex still illegal in NC

it`s friday, the office is footing lunch, i`m leaving here in 45 minutes to get to my interview. portfolio is on cd, i`m as ready as i`m going to be.

i think things are pretty much under control for the presentation.

i`m really just sitting here cruising online, the new fiore is up and is hilariously funny.

the good vibrations take on metrosexuality.

and for my next trick i`ll post a link of sex and related blogs.

send some positive karma my way. i`m off to the interview.

there is wrong

August 22, 2003 — Leave a comment

and there is fucking wrong

you be the judge.

lazy sunday morning

August 17, 2003 — Leave a comment

oh wait, i have to go into work. dammit. [sometimes i amuse myself]

even though i`m going into work, i`m still in a good mood.

good night`s sleep + divine dreams = shiny happy camper.

but enough about me, here a two links that grabbed my eye early this morning

the 10 Eightiest Movies

the compendium of lost words [for all the other word junkies like myself]

sunday triple feature

August 10, 2003 — Leave a comment

today has been another exceptional lazy day, i sat, correction, i lay in bed and watched movies for most of the day, i still have the last of triple feature in the computer, but i`m getting that lovely throbbing behind my eye, so i thought i`d give it a rest for a moment. so far today i watched T3 [so, so, nothing write home about] and drumline [which was actually pretty cool, plus i really like orlando jones [no, not the LOTR guy, the hot black guy who started the 7up campaign], still in the computer unwatched is tears of the sun, i`ll get to that in a bit.

i`m going up the caribbean on a site visit tomorrow. it`s one of those good news bad news scenarios, good news is that i get to go antigua for a day, bad news is i`m travelling with my boss. good news i spend the night in a luxury hotel, bad news i spend the day riding around looking at construction sites and listen to people dispense copious amounts of bullshit. well you get the general idea. i have my book to read on the plane and i`ll probably finish on the way there, so i should borrow something from the video store, so i can plug in my headphones and have an excuse to not listen to my boss` ramblings.

i have come to the conclusion, that it`s not my job i despise, it`s my boss. i don`t like stupid people and i think she`s a moron. does that make me a moron for going to work for her? whatever.

it`s a been generally a lovely weekend. the hum is back, it`s like a switch has been flicked, since vic left there has been a sexual thought in my head, i got home last night and my body started humming, i couldn`t wait to get out of my clothes, my dreams were filled memories of vic`s visit. i`m still tingly. i like that feeling, even separated by thousands of miles, victoria can stimulate my body and mind.

while i was waiting for js to come back online after the service interruption, i was cleaning up my bookmarks and following some links and i thought i`d share a few….

in the beginning there was the first blog

an interesting look at image retouching [makes you wonder what`s real doesn`t it]

which brings me to this and this[which begs the question, why?]

how did you celebrate

and finally a topic very close to my heart, ummm, lips

i`ve been making the rounds at the usual site and i`ve gathered these goodies to offer to you…

from nerve

the results of their pickup line contest

and their favourite road movies [freeway has actually been a fave of mine for a long time, actually caught on cable recently]

a very cool toy

and your moment of zen [between august 26–27 Mars will be the closest it has been in 60,000 years, it`s not likely to reoccur in our lifetimes]

since a left you without…

a couple of interesting links to follow…

hackneyed, overblown, stuffy or just plain silly cliché that turns up time after time in news scripts, here are the 100 worst

nerve interviews traci lords

serial killer or programming language inventor quiz [ i scored 7/10]

larry flynt for govenor

porn goes mainstream

and last but not least M$ has dropped the fucking ball yet again

i’m heading home [hanging out at pt’s watching movies]

be back tomorrow, same bat time, same bat channel

[although you shouldn`t believe everything the government tells you]

i also know this is late news but as a mac user i couldn`t help but gloat

Department of Homeland Security (UPDATED)  ADVISORY

Potential For Significant Impact On Internet Operations Due To Vulnerability In Microsoft Operating Systems

Government issues second warning on Microsoft security flaw

Growing fears over net threat

nothing like a little ms bashing to make my afternoon a little better.

remember if you want to stay safe and secure, get a Mac.

Mac good, Microsolth bad, Mac safe.

mwah ha ha haha ha ha.

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i’m so excited

July 17, 2003 — Leave a comment

and i just can`t help it

i`m about to lose control

and i think i like it.

[free coupon for the first person to identify the title and artist of that little ditty]

ijournal and js is broke [oh mighty tiro, please fix], so i`m posting from js itself it seems so weird after all this time. i had what passes for a full night`s sleep and here i am – up and awake. vic is here in just over 36 hours as of typing this. i feel good, i`m relaxed, i`m a little nervous but it`s a good nervous energy. i`m sitting here with the broadest smile on my face, all a twitter, my heart is racing. i want today and tomorrow to race by quickly, so i can have my love in my arms once more. happy sigh.

and now the news; again keifel`s ministry of truth is only including funny, positive links

Metallica Sue Canadian Band over E, F Chord [proof positive that drugs will destroy your brain]

everytime you masturbate…

you save your prostate

the guardian`s guide to rude words [contains some interesting links, especially for people like me who like to use the full gammut of the language]

judge throws the book at defendant [literally]

strangely, it wasn`t in one of america`s most literate cities

some quick notes [it`s the journalist in me, you have to take the good with the bad]:

aol kills netscape

queen of salsa dies

there is no pretty little segue into the rest of today`s links so i`ll just get on with it.

nerve has a heap of new stuff up, new fiction, new poetry, more on female ejaculation, em & lo`s tour blog, go. go check it out.

Clitourist — a travel guide for little men in boats [you can never have too much knowledge]

uk launches national foreplay day [although i question the choice of spokesperson, can anyone with that much plastic/silicone be turned on traditional means?]

and remember that the following day is national orgasm day

i support both of these causes and shall be working fervently over the next ten days on them both.

and that`s a wrap. i should get ready for work, i need to make sure all the loose ends are tied up in the office. i`ll be back later

i am a font snob

July 14, 2003 — Leave a comment

more on that title later

in a ministry of truth-esque move, i’m only putting links here that are positive and uplifting…

bill moyers [pbs] interviews jon stewart about the daily show [hilariously funny]

will ferrell’s havard commencement speech [will ferrell is on class A drugs]

tristan taormino on blowjobs

my sleep cycle is starting to catch up with me, i can’t concentrate. going to watch some mindless television.

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