Common Sense and Personal Responsibility were slain today after a prolonged fight with the authorities.
The duo finally fell after multi-pronged attack by Legislation and Litigation supported the forces of Greed, Ignorance and Stupidity.
Spokespersons for Legislation and Litigation said they were serving Justice and trying to protect the general public. “They were troublemakers and we will not stop until they and their ilk are completely eradicated. We have the power and all who oppose us will feel our might. Those that question us will be viewed as supporters of the enemy and pay the price.”
Friends and supporters of Common Sense and Personal Responsibility — Intelligence, Integrity, Wits, Ingenuity and Free Will — have vowed to continue the fight, regardless of the cost.
