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and i’m not the only one who thinks so…

“Nobody could do that much decoupage without the powers of darkness.
– Anya about Martha Stewart on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

God, the Devil and Bob

Young farmer possed

martha vs kathie lee

hospitality spelled backwards

there are quite a few more these are just the ones that caught my eye.

so vic just came on and told me she’d be back in an hour, so she can watch the final hour of the martha stewart movie. i don’t think it’s out of love for martha, i think it’s more in a know thine enemy kind of way.

but when you’ve just gotten up you make all sorts of weird mental assoications (actually i don’t need an excuse, i make them anyway) so i was iming a friend and was about to abbreviate martha stewart and realised that the two of the most evil empires have the same initials.

Martha Stewart / MicroSoft = MS.

coincidence? i don’t think so. 

there is heinious evil afoot here. 

are they one and the same? or are they legion? who else has the initial MS? is there a plot?

these and other questions enquiring minds want to know.

i am such an idle fucker. this is what happens when you have too much time on your hands.