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after reading the nerve unsexy list, i decided i would come up with my own list of things that will never be sexy to me.
in the order that they come to me:
hipster fucking pants
we all know how i feel about them. un-fucking-sexy. anyway you take it, it`s plumber`s fucking butt, definitely not sexy.
part of any attraction for me is intelligence, we have to be able to converse on some level
no sense of humour
sex is something that needs not to take itself seriously, so an inability to laugh, particularly out loud is a major minus
surfeit of smell
everything in moderation. excessive amounts of perfume or insufficient baths. not good. the key to attraction is naturally occurring pheromones, covering them with perfume doesn`t help. and if you don`t bathe, your stench over powers them as well.
visible panty line. actually not just VPL, any deliberate exposure of your underwear. i`ll see it when you take off your clothes. i don`t need to see the thong over the tops of your pants.
particularly to service staff. that`s never, ever sexy. if you can`t work out why on your own, you`re a fucking moron [see stupid people]
wear clothes that are comfortable and appropriate to your age and occassion. too tight, too short, too young, too old, too much of anything is not sexy.
how do i say this and sound like a snob. i need to understand what you`re saying at all times. there is a time and place for dialect, but mangling language for the sake of being cool [say it with me now: un-fucking-sexy]
one dimensional character
be more than what you`re wearing, where you work, where you live. read, live, travel, have an opinion, be yourself.
i`m sure there will be additions to this list as they come to me.
it`s a right, not a privilege
the comb over
it`s either you`ve got the hair or you don`t. combing it over does not hide male pattern baldness.
nail clippers are not expensive. trim those toes nails.
1. CRACK KILLS! no matter how you disguise it, plumbers butt is not fucking sexy.
2. if you`re under 18 [ok, 16] there is no one you need to look sexy for [besides see 1.]
3. your stomach is hanging over the top of your pants
4. you`re someone`s grandparent [act your fucking age]
5. you look like you`ve been ridden hard and left for dead [see 4]
i could go on but i have interview questions to answer. so in summation, hipster pants are a fucking abomination that should be outlawed. remember crack kills. stay away from the crack.