i was doing some research this morning and came across these tidbits:

    In the UK it`s illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.

    Up until 1999 there was no age of consent in Japan; it is now age 13. 

    Singapore, well known for it`s punitive laws, has made it illegal for  homosexuals to even live in the country.  Oral sex is illegal unless it`s a  form of foreplay, as is pornography.  It is even illegal to walk around  your house naked because it`s considered a pornographic act!

    In Sweden prostitution is legal but it`s illegal for anyone to use the  services of a prostitute.

    In Thailand it`s illegal to leave your house if you aren`t wearing underwear.

    It is illegal to sell, produce or distribute `sexual stimulation devices` in  the state of Alabama, USA.  Anyone found guilty, faces penalties of up to  $10,000, one year in jail or one year`s hard labour. 

    In the state of Arizona it is illegal to have more than two dildos in the  same house. 

    In Bozeman, Montana it`s illegal to embark on any kind of sexual activity in  your back garden, naked, after sundown. 

    In Newcastle, Wyoming, it`s illegal for couple to have sex whilst standing inside a shop`s walk-in meat freezer! 

    In the Nogales, Arizona, an ordinance prohibits the wearing of  suspenders.

    In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because “the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.”

    A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

    In Mississippi adultery or unmarried fornication results in a $500 fine  and/or 6 months in prison.

    In New York an old law means you can be fined $25 for flirting.  The    aim of this legislation was to prevent men turning around on any city street  and looking “at a woman in that way.” If you are found guilty of this crime a  second time the violating male is forced to wear a “pair of horse-blinders” wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.  

    In New Mexico state officials banned Romeo and Juliet until 400 words of    “sexually explicit material” were removed from the text.

    Oral sex is still illegal in many American states including San  Francisco, Indiana, Maryland, Minnesota, Tennessee, Missouri and Virginia.   In Arkansas oral sex is classed as sodomy, in North Carolina it is legally  outlawed as a  crime against nature.  But you`re worst off in Virginia where it`s classed as a `misdemeanour`  punishable by one year in jail and $2,500 fine. 

    Tennessee`s sex laws are particularly contradictory.  Although the law  states that it`s illegal to give or receive oral sex, the age of consent is 16,  but is lowered to 12 if the girl is a virgin.

    In Utah it`s illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance.  If caught the  woman is fine and named and shamed in the local papers.  The man gets off scot-free and remains anonymous

    In Cleveland, Ohio, women aren`t allowed to wear patent shoes just in case a  passing man sees a reflection that he shouldn`t! 

    In New York it`s illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body  hugging clothing” but it`s legal to walk around topless providing it`s not for  business purposes.

    In Minnesota, it`s illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live  fish whilst in San Francisco it`s illegal to have sex with a porcupine (??!!).   But if bestiality is your cup of tea, and you`re a man, then head over to West  Virginia where it`s legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it  does not exceed 40 lbs.

    In Alexandria, Minnesota men aren`t allowed to make love to their wife if his  breath smells of garlic, onions or sardines.  The law states that a man has  to brush his teeth if his wife asks him to.  

    San  Franciscans are also prohibited from wiping their car with used underwear – the  mind boggles.

    In Georgia erotic dancing is prohibited on a Sunday and adult book and video  stores may only be open to the public if they have non-absorbent and smooth  textured floors.  There must be a wealth of activity in Georgia`s adult  stores then!

    In Walnut, San Francisco men may not dress as a female unless a special  permit is obtained from the sheriff and in Florida it`s illegal for a man to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

    In Lewes, Delaware it`s illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around  the waist.

    If both parties voluntary participate in `unnatural intercourse` in  Mississippi they are liable to a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison and a  $10,000 fine.

    In Florida, North Carolina, Montana and Virginia it`s only legal to have sex  in the missionary position. 

    In Virginia, not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, but oral  and anal sex is outlawed and it`s illegal to tickle women.  In the town of  Lebanon in Virginia, you may not kick your wife out of bed and in Norfolk,  Virginia, a man can face up to 60 days in jail for patting a woman`s bottom. 

    In Massachusetts it`s illegal to have sex if the woman is on top.

    In Hartford, Connecticut it`s illegal for a man to kiss his wife on a Sunday.  In Florida it`s illegal for a man to kiss his wife`s breasts.  In Iowa  kisses may not last longer than 5 minutes and in Oregon it`s illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover`s ear during    sex.

    In Dyersburg, Tennessee it`s illegal for a woman to call a man for a date and  in Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on      Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

    Couples in  Liberty County, New Jersey face a jail term if they accidentally beep the horn  whilst frolicking in a parked car, but in Coeur d`Alene in Idaho a police  officer has to beep his horn, flash his lights and wait three minutes before  approaching a car in which he suspects the occupants are having sex!  In  Detroit it`s legal to have sex in the car if it`s parked in your own drive way.

    In Illinois Champaign in Idaho it`s  illegal to urinate in your neighbours mouth. 

    You are liable to be fined if tissues are found in the back of a car parked  in Oklahoma.

    It`s illegal to conduct official business as a member of the Nevada  Legislature can conduct official business whilst wearing a penis costume if the  legislature is in session. 

    In Sioux Falls, North Carolina all hotels have to have twin beds that are a  minimum of two feet apart in every room rented by a couple for one night.   It`s illegal for the couple to make love in the gap between the beds. 

    In Hastings, Nebraska, every hotel have to provide their guests with clean,  pressed nightshirts.  It`s illegal for a couple to sleep together  naked, even if they are married, or have sex unless they are wearing one of the  said garments. 

    Flirting on the streets in Little Rock, Arkansas can result in a 30day jail  sentence. 

    In Schulter, Oklahoma it`s illegal for women to gamble naked, wearing  lingerie or a towel and in Helena, Montana, it`s illegal for women to dance on a  table in a saloon or bar unless she is wearing at least 3lbs and 2 oz of  clothing. 

    Once you are 50 year old it`s legal to marry your cousin the state of Utah.

    In Vermont women wishing to wear false teeth must obtain written permission from their husbands first.

    In Auburn, Washington, it is illegal for a woman to sit on a man`s lap on a bus or train without placing a pillow between them first.  Failure to do    this results in an automatic 6 month jail term.

    Unmarried couples who live together or `lewdly associate` in West Virginia  face up to 1 year in prison.

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