why would i need to post something like this twice?

contrary to the rumours, i am not king cock. not even prince or nobleman cock.

for the second time in less that a year six months four months, i have to defend my honour and virtue.

no fucking, no sucking, no kissing, no intimate contact. nothing, nada, zero, zilch.

i didn`t do it. it wasn`t me.

and no i don`t protest too much.

i don`t know what the fuck is going on but i`d appreciate all the fantasies about sexual relations not include me unless you`re married to me.

thank you and good night.

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