What Is Your Battle Cry?

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Keifel, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:

“I`m seriously going to smash you like it`s my job, and trade you for a candy bar!!”

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Your Life: The Movie  by mintyduck
Who will play you: Ewan McGregor
Who will play your love interest: Jason Lee
Weeks you will stay in the box office: 18
Song that will play during your love scene: Madonna – Justify my Love
Song that will play during your death: Scheer – Goodbye
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Sexy Saturday question.

Do you shave, trim, wax, or practice any other kind of hair removal `down there`? Have you ever done it just because a partner asked you to? If you haven`t, would you try it?

i trim. just good hygiene and politeness i guess. i`m orally fixated, i wouldn`t want to be choking on excessive hair, so i don`t think anyone else would either.

a late Filthy Friday Five “Still Sadly Obsessed With the VMAs” Version

1. Consider, if you will, Madonna, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera. You have to fuck one of them, marry one, and push one off a cliff. Choose.

(I pilfered the marry/fuck/cliff concept for this question from the amazing Bathtub Gin.)


in the order asked: christina, madonna, britney

2. Would you rather be like Gwyneth Paltrow and in a boring (though commited) relationship with a rich rock star, or would you prefer to fuck ONE superhot rocker for one night?

who said a committed relationship had to be boring?

3. Which MTV VJ (from any era) would you be most willing to fuck, and why? If you say “nobody,” your answer will automatically default to “Jesse Camp,” so pick someone.

daisy! daisy! daisy!

4. Is Jack Black attractive to you in any way? If you don`t like guys in general, answer the question as if it said “Pink” instead of “Jack Black.”

i love jack black.

5.  BE HONEST: Would you fuck the Olsen Twins if they were 18 and asked for you by name?

no. not my type

                       

 
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