1. CRACK KILLS! no matter how you disguise it, plumbers butt is not fucking sexy.
2. if you`re under 18 [ok, 16] there is no one you need to look sexy for [besides see 1.]
3. your stomach is hanging over the top of your pants
4. you`re someone`s grandparent [act your fucking age]
5. you look like you`ve been ridden hard and left for dead [see 4]
i could go on but i have interview questions to answer. so in summation, hipster pants are a fucking abomination that should be outlawed. remember crack kills. stay away from the crack.